who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via iwillloveyouforeverx33)


I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

(via iwillloveyouforeverx33)

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

(Source: clara-oswald, via iwillloveyouforeverx33)


walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via unescapable)


Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

(Source: wingsofbadass, via agoodandlonglife)


you can’t really say ‘happiness’ without saying ‘penis’

(via encourage)


seduce me with tickets to disney world 

(Source: flynnriders, via typical)


Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via trust)


I wish I had google as a brain

(Source: wastery, via seanp0donnell)


you could give me a whole month to do homework and i still wouldn’t start it till the night before it’s due what’s wrong with me why do i do this to myself

(Source: hungarian, via unescapable)